Friday, 16 October 2009

Hi, everyone. You're fired.

***** ***** 16/10/09 16:10
To
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That subject line is surely the best redundancy notice ever...


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***** ***** 16/10/09 16:04
To
ALL STAFF

Subject:
Careers Fair at *** next week - Yes! You could be there!


Hi all,

Sorry for the short notice but we are considering attending the careers fair at *** on *** *** **** to drum up some awareness for our ******* ******* Scheme 2010. We need some volunteers who are free from 4.30-8.30 next Weds evening, will simply be a question of meeting grads and talking about your wonderful experiences here at *****. Please let me know asap if you are free and able to attend.

If it is bribery you require, please name your price.

Thanks

******

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