Friday, 29 July 2011

Summer Party

Hi all,

Usual form at the party yesterday - well done!

I collected a few jackets/cardigans from The H*****, so if you're missing one come and see me.

Thanks,
K****

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[all-staff response from CEO]

I also heard that T** H***** lost his dignity. If anybody found it in and amongst the vomit and violence, please return it to him. He can now be found residing at Hammersmith Custody Facility, care of the Metropolitan Constabulary.

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[all-staff response from HR]

Just had a call from the hotel. Apparently, someone did a poo in a bin.

I think it's safe to say we can never return to The H***** ever again.

Thank you all for making it a great party. Have lovely weekends!



Monday, 4 July 2011

Aquarium

Did you call Aquarium Architecture with regards to having an aquarium installed in your office? If so please call R***** H**** on 0207*******. Thanks.