Wednesday, 31 August 2011

Lyubow

[all-staffer from CEO]

Quick question to you all: is this a genuine e-mail? I'm just not sure if I should send the erotic photo I've just taken of myself in the disabled toilet. All advice appreciated.

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Hello Dear gentleman. How are you?
Thank you for your patience in waiting for a answer.
Friendship and sex and dialogue and further long-term relationship, it is interesting to you? If yes, then this message is intended to you!
Let me introduce myself. (My name is|I‘m Lyubow, Iam 25 years old.
I am young woman, cheerful woman, without complexes and without any bad habits, love life and appreciate each moment of life! I'm looking for a real man who can love me in every sense of the word. I‘m looking for man for relationships and sex. If you have not complexes, if you are ready to make a bright unforgettable story of a gray boring life, if you 're ready to go in the world of pleasure and kindness! Do not miss this opportunity. leave all cases, answer me.
I like to make love. We could communicate and share photo, and even erotic pictures. That is one of my photo. In the future, of course you'll get more of my photography and you can learn me closer.

Please write me as soon as possible only on my private mail: paradiselyubow@ymail.com

With best wishes!
Your passionate Lyubow.



Wednesday, 10 August 2011

Fruity goings-on

I appreciate this is super-petty, especially given the events of this week, but someone keeps nabbing fruit from my desk. It's there when I leave and gone the next day. Sometimes the fruit is the company's own. And sometimes - if I'm feeling like a ponce - it's more exotic treats from a leading supermarket. Nectarines for instance. Or yams.

Do I need to start locking up my juicy nectarines - or just eat them quicker?

And does anybody else* share my plight?



*R***, I know you keep losing bananas. Let's talk.