Thursday, 5 January 2012

Poledance faceplant

All-staffer from HR. A few weeks ago we moved into our newly refurbished offices. Somebody this week has managed to break their nose by walking into a pillar.

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Hi everybody,

As I am sure you are all aware, we had a small incident on Tuesday when S**** took a nasty knock. Fortunately he will live to see another day, and he has promised me faithfully that he will not demonstrate his pole-dancing skills in the office again - no matter how many £5 notes L**** thrusts at him...

However, it raises the serious point of everyone needing to take extra care in the new environment as things are unfamiliar and it will take a while for you to get used to the new area following the renovation. Needless to say we are doing everything we can to ensure the new environment is safe as well as aesthetically pleasing. We are looking into ways of more clearly sign-posting the pillars, but in the meantime they have temporary tape around them to remind you of their presence.

Thanks

C*****